The Kingdom of Loathing (2003)

time travel turtle bartender ghosts pickpocketing black market turn-based attributes side quests quest tracking undead goblins mummy satire skeletons werewolves questing bounty hunting pick your gender fictional currencies breaking the fourth wall pop culture reference game reference self-referential humor violent plants ninja microtransaction level scaling crafting based on - comics internet culture reference underwater gameplay metagame parody orcs new game plus yeti bats pirates guild pets cooking text dialogue clan multi-phase boss class change hippies transforming boss students